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Gnomey-Oh

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$28.4 $40 In stock

Gnomey-Oh – Not Your Garden Variety Gnome

Gnomey-Oh, Gnomey-Oh… where will he go? Front door, back door—he’s ready for adventure, and he’s diving in headfirst.

This short and stout little fella isn’t here to tend the garden—he’s here to tend to you. With his hat standing tall and his beard adding an extra tease of texture, Gnomey-Oh is fully suited up for the ride of his life. His round belly, firm grip, and perfectly sculpted stance ensure a snug, satisfying fit every time.

So, why not give the short guy a chance? He’s eager, he’s determined, and one thing’s for sure—this is one gnome you won’t want to leave outside. 🍄🔥

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    Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

    Zoe ★★★★★

    This little guy’s diving pose gets a laugh out of everyone who walks by my front step. Way more personality than the usual fishing or waving gnomes.

    Eva X. ★★★★★

    My mom collects garden gnomes so I grabbed this one as a birthday gift and she immediately put him by the front door. The stout little guy has a lot more personality than the usual garden variety, and his paint job held up fine through a few rainstorms on the porch.

    Matthew ★★★★★

    The little guy's headfirst diving pose cracks me up every time I walk past the front door. He's shorter and stouter than I pictured, but that's exactly what makes him look so determined to go on an adventure.