Phreak Adult Toys – P.C Manufacturing Ltd

Gnomey-Oh - Small, Medium

Gnomey-Oh - Small, Medium - Main image
$31 $50 In stock

 Gnomey-Oh.. Gnomey-Oh!
Short and stout, he’s ready to take the plunge! We’re taking this unassuming gnome off the lawn and sending him where no one has gone before.
To the front hole! To the back hole! Gnomey-Oh has his hat on straight and his sights set on pleasure.. your pleasure, that is!
Don’t be afraid to let him take a dip; he’s got his goggles, trunks, and perfect diving form! From the scruff of his beard to the girth of his belly, Gnomey-Oh has you covered on texture and feel.
So why not give the short guy a chance? Just look at that face! Gnomey-Oh is determined to show you that he isn’t your garden variety slouch.

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Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Chloe V. ★★★★★

Bought the medium one for my garden and he's sturdier than I expected for something so short and stout. The little pointed hat is molded well and the whole thing sits flat on the dirt without wobbling.

Sofia H. ★★★★★

He arrived in perfect condition and honestly, this little guy has us cracking up every time we walk past him. The "front hole" and "back" adventure theme is executed exactly as advertised, and the size feels just right for a shelf display.

Avery ★★★★★

The "front hole to the back" slogan genuinely made me laugh out loud when I unboxed him, and the small size is perfect for a desk. He's got that classic short-and-stout gnome build, but somehow he looks way more adventurous than any lawn version I’ve seen.