Phreak Adult Toys – P.C Manufacturing Ltd

Gnomey-Oh - Small, Medium

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$36.5 $50 In stock

Gnomey-Oh – Not Your Garden Variety Gnome

Gnomey-Oh, Gnomey-Oh… where will he go? Front door, back door—he’s ready for adventure, and he’s diving in headfirst.

This short and stout little fella isn’t here to tend the garden—he’s here to tend to you. With his hat standing tall and his beard adding an extra tease of texture, Gnomey-Oh is fully suited up for the ride of his life. His round belly, firm grip, and perfectly sculpted stance ensure a snug, satisfying fit every time.

So, why not give the short guy a chance? He’s eager, he’s determined, and one thing’s for sure—this is one gnome you won’t want to leave outside. 🍄🔥

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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Ellie ★★★★★

The headfirst dive pose makes me laugh every time I walk past the front door—it's such a silly little character. Sturdy enough to hold up in the weather, and the small size fits perfectly on a shelf by the entryway.

David L. ★★★★★

This little guy’s headfirst diving pose cracks me up every time I walk past the door. The hat stays perfectly bright even in the sunniest spot by the window.

Edward C. ★★★★★

The bright red pointy hat really pops against my front door, and the little guy’s headfirst dive pose makes me smile every time I come home.