Phreak Adult Toys – P.C Manufacturing Ltd

Gnomey-Oh - Small, Medium

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$31.5 $50 In stock

Gnomey-Oh – Not Your Garden Variety Gnome

Gnomey-Oh, Gnomey-Oh… where will he go? Front door, back door—he’s ready for adventure, and he’s diving in headfirst.

This short and stout little fella isn’t here to tend the garden—he’s here to tend to you. With his hat standing tall and his beard adding an extra tease of texture, Gnomey-Oh is fully suited up for the ride of his life. His round belly, firm grip, and perfectly sculpted stance ensure a snug, satisfying fit every time.

So, why not give the short guy a chance? He’s eager, he’s determined, and one thing’s for sure—this is one gnome you won’t want to leave outside. 🍄🔥

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Customer Reviews (4.2 / 5 · 5 reviews)

William ★★★★★

Didn't expect a garden gnome to make me smile every time I walk past, but this little guy's stubby build and pointy hat are just perfect sitting on my porch step. He's small enough to tuck anywhere but still has enough weight that the wind won't knock him over.

Penelope ★★★★★

I put him by the back door and he's small enough to tuck between the flower pots without getting knocked over. The paint job on the little pointed hat is sharper in person than I expected for the price.

Joshua I. ★★★★☆

The headfirst design makes him look like he's diving into trouble, which cracks me up every time I walk by. Works great propped by the back door, though I wish the finish felt a bit more durable for the price.